The TV is my shepherd, I shall want.

It leads me away from the Scriptures.

It destroys my soul.

It leads me in the path of sex and violence,

for the sponsors sake

Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my

Christian responsiblities,

there will be no interruption,

For the TV is with me.

Its cable and remote, they control me.

It prepares a commercial before me in

the presence of worldliness;

It anoints my head with Humansim,

My coveting runneth over.

Surely laziness and ignorance shall

Follow me all days of my life:

And I shall dwell in the house

Watching TV forever

Author Unknown